Original pilot scripts + spec available upon request. Publications below.

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McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

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Unpaid Emotional Labor I’ve Done (for Myself)

Five Excuses to get out of Reading a Friend’s Poetry

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Reductress

How to Get Hit by a Bus so Your Doctor Takes Your Pain Seriously

Smoky Eye Looks for When You’re Really Confident You Won’t Cry

5 Safe Words Your Roommates Won’t Mind Hearing You Scream

5 Claire’s Accessories To Pass off as That Family Heirloom You Lost

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The Hard Times

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Algorithm Suspends Health Teacher from Online Public School for Saying “Vagina” Instead of Pu$$¥

How I Became a TV Owner Under 30

CDC Says Human Centipedes Now Only Need to Wear Mask on Front Piece

Opinion: I Would Boycott Amazon, but There Are Too Many Numbers on My Credit Card to Type Into a New Site

New Shazam Feature Identifies Which TED Talk Friend Ripped off During Debate

Facebook Employee Wastes Whole Day on Facebook Again

Dog Wasting Ability to Suck Own Dick by Just Cleaning It

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Little Old Lady Comedy

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Highly-Encouraged Office Happy Hour Not Only Unpaid, You Have To Pay For Drinks

A Really, Unnecessarily-Long Way To Tell You, You Didn’t Get That Thing You Wanted

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Buzzfeed Community

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Why The Bachelor Should Have Corgi Contestants

Are You Having Visions Of Jesus Or The Guy From Nickelback?

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