Original pilot scripts + spec available upon request. Publications below.
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
Unpaid Emotional Labor I’ve Done (for Myself)
Five Excuses to get out of Reading a Friend’s Poetry
Reductress
How to Get Hit by a Bus so Your Doctor Takes Your Pain Seriously
Smoky Eye Looks for When You’re Really Confident You Won’t Cry
5 Safe Words Your Roommates Won’t Mind Hearing You Scream
5 Claire’s Accessories To Pass off as That Family Heirloom You Lost
The Hard Times
Algorithm Suspends Health Teacher from Online Public School for Saying “Vagina” Instead of Pu$$¥
How I Became a TV Owner Under 30
CDC Says Human Centipedes Now Only Need to Wear Mask on Front Piece
New Shazam Feature Identifies Which TED Talk Friend Ripped off During Debate
Facebook Employee Wastes Whole Day on Facebook Again
Dog Wasting Ability to Suck Own Dick by Just Cleaning It
Little Old Lady Comedy
Highly-Encouraged Office Happy Hour Not Only Unpaid, You Have To Pay For Drinks
A Really, Unnecessarily-Long Way To Tell You, You Didn’t Get That Thing You Wanted
Buzzfeed Community
Why The Bachelor Should Have Corgi Contestants
Are You Having Visions Of Jesus Or The Guy From Nickelback?